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Dwight Howard 6-17 FG | 5-13 FT | 2 BLK | 11 REB | 17 PTS | -14 Howard shot 6-of-17 from the field against Tony Battie and Elton Brand and went 5-of-13 from the free-throw line. That should not be happening. What else shouldn’t be happening? Howard getting blocked by Brand. That happened in the fourth quarter when Howard put up a weak attempt at a lefty hook, and Brand proceeded to block the shot with authority. Much to the delight of Sixers fans. |
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Ryan Anderson 6-13 FG | 0-4 3P | 0 AST | 20 REB | 14 PTS | +5 Kudos to Anderson for playing hard until the end, even when the game was — more or less — decided long before the final buzzer sounded. Anderson couldn’t get his jumpshot going, so he attacked the rim to make up for it. That and he outrebounded Howard (20 to 11) despite the fact that the big fella played approximately 37 minutes. Anderson played roughly 27 minutes by comparison. |
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J.J. Redick 3-13 FG | 3-5 3P | 2 AST | 5 REB | 10 PTS | -13 Redick couldn’t get much of anything going on offense against the Philadelphia 76ers. It wasn’t like the Sixers bottled him up for the entire game either. Redick just missed a ton of easy shots, many of them coming in the painted area, that he normally makes. Redick’s funk against the Sixers was a microcosm of the Magic’s struggles as a team. |
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Hedo Turkoglu 1-9 FG | 1-5 3P | 1 AST | 3 REB | 3 PTS | -10 For the first month of the regular season, Turkoglu was legitimately playing some brilliant basketball. He was “Mr. Fourth Quarter” and coming through for Orlando in crunch time with a fair amount of regularity. Now? Turkoglu looks as disengaged as he’s ever been in his career. It’s showing up in his shot selection (which has been horrendous lately) more than anything else. |
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Philadelphia 76ers
Philadelphia didn’t play particularly well. The Magic were just that bad. Surely head coach Doug Collins will be pleased with the Sixers’ defensive performance, but they could have performed leaps and bounds better on offense. Perhaps the player of the game for Philadelphia was Andre Iguodala. His strong third quarter (7 points and excellent defense) allowed the Sixers to take firm control of the game. |
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Jan 27
Magic Basketball Weekly: Beer and basketball
Commentary
by Danny Nowell
at 12:00 pmIt’s time to have a society intervention, friends. A sickness has blossomed into an epidemic, and unless we do something, it may become a permanent problem. I’m talking about “S**t Girls Say” and all of the spinoff videos that have forced me to unsubscribe to otherwise decent friends on Facebook. The first one, very funny. But it wasn’t funny because it was ludicrously overspecific, self-referential and had a narrow appeal. In fact, NOTHING IS FUNNY FOR THOSE REASONS. THEY ARE THE REASONS THINGS ARE UNFUNNY. The first video succeeded because that guy was such a talented comic actor.
After that? I chortled at “S**t Black Girls Say.” I grudgingly clicked on “S**t White Girls Say to Black Girls.” Now? S**t Bartenders Say? S**t People Say to People With Tattoos? I swear to God somebody asked me last weekend if I had seen “S**t Gay Guys Say to Their Cats.” Because I have not watched it, I assume gay guys talk to their cats the same way I do. I do not talk to my cat about being straight, I talk to him about whether he wants some kibble and why he has crapped all over the mat in front of his litter box. “Hey, Bojangles, I sure love women, and I sure don’t have quips about clothing products,” is a sentence I have never spoken.
Together, friends, we can end this, and we can go back to a world where really dumb Ryan Gosling tumblrs are the only stupid meme. He is very, very handsome, everybody, but Typography Ryan Gosling is not funny.
My cat’s name really is Bojangles, and he is obese. Gradually, Magic Basketball readers, I reveal little slivers of my life as we grow more comfortable with one another.
GAME OF THE WEEK
Celtics 91, Magic 83
Boy, it sure is a good thing I didn’t publicly write that I was willing to excuse Monday’s suckfest because the Magic seemed so resilient. It suuuure is a good thing I did not publicly state that I was starting to believe in the Magic’s fortitude and chemistry. It SURE. IS. A. GOOD. THING. That the Boston Celtics did not win without Rajon Rondo TWICE IN ONE WEEK. My trying to stay objective about the Magic is not because of ethics, it’s because I hate them and they are stupid every time I try and think otherwise.
INTERMISSION
A MOUSE SNORING.
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